Dunderbeck

Verse 1

There was a big fat Dutchman,

his name was Dunderbeck.

He had the finest sausages,

and Sauerkraut and Brat.

He had the finest butchershop

that ever had been seen,

and he took out a patent on a sausage meat machine.

 

Chorus

Oh, Dunderbeck, oh, Dunderbeck

How could you be so mean?

To ever have invented,

the sausage meat machine.

Now all the rats and pussy cats, will never more be seen,

For they've all been ground to sausage meat

in Dunderbeck's machine.

 

Verse 2

One day a boy came walking

into the butcher shop.

He ordered up some sausages

and eggs a half a score.

Ane while he was waiting

he whistled up a tune

and the sausages began to hop

and dance around the room.

 

CHORUS

 

Verse 3

Something was the matter

the machine refused to go.

So Dunderbeck, he crawled inside

the reason for to know!

His wife, she had a nightmare

was walking in her sleep

She gave the crank an awful yank

and Dunderbeck was meat!

 

CHORUS